Fun with Words

Let's play some word games! Follow the instructions below and submit your answers in the "Comments" section. The best entry gets that can of lentil soup in the breakroom (the one kinda behind the dried red pepper flakes). Let's get started!

1) Jargon Jumble
Instructions: Using common PaRlance from the public relations world, compose the "perfect" paragraph. The trick is, you must place it in an alternate setting than the office place; in other words, take it out of the PR context.

Example: {Bonnie and Clyde} "Honey - we need to garner the get-away car by leveraging your tall and handsome good looks. Use a block-and-tackle method of looping-back with the bank teller you're holding up and tell him it would be against strategy to outreach to the cops. This will bolster our opportunity for a robust get-away. Stay buttoned up and retain your core asset: cool."

2) Create Your Own Titles!
Instructions: Account Executives became Account Specialists, Interns became Executive Trainees. Construct your own creative title to describe your position!

Examples: Accountabilibuddy, Account Surveyor, Account(able for Nothing), Account SpecialOps, Account Accountant, etc.