The CarryOn Ambassador, part II

Below is a wrap-up of the best quotes heard throughout the weekend.

“When in Rome…” – Multiple occurrences

“Are you on spring break?”

“That flamingo player is awesome.” – After listening to some flamenco music

“I hate Chicago.”

“Can we have a lime with this shot of bourbon?”
“Is that what y’all do in LA?”

“Is this you, Chris?”

“FII”

“Show us your boobs, we’ve got beads!”

“Hola, konichiwa, hi!”

“Good thing they left. Those girls were ugly and smart.”

“They can’t be that stupid, right?” – Unaware that the people in question were wearing Special Olympics shirts

“The beer is so much cheaper at that bar!” – After purchasing four beers instead of five at different bars of the same establishment

“Hey, you wanna come up to the third floor with us? We’re going to take our shirts off and make out.”
“No.”

“I have some valerian root if anybody wants some.”
“Isn’t that what you get from mosquito bites?”

“We fell asleep watching Titanic.”

“We don’t eat after 6 p.m.”

“Did you notice no one was even eating the carrots because they have too many calories?”

“Baby bok choy”

“Please don’t have sex on my bed.”

“Tell her to boot and rally.”

“Spring break '07, whooooohoooo!”

“Is he gay, straight or bi?”

“King of the castle, king of the castle.”