The CarryOn Ambassador

The CarryOn Ambassador
3/8/07
(editor’s note: this post was delayed due to non-bourbon related technical difficulties)

Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls of all ages, today I am embarking on a quest of great significance. I am tasked with visiting the land of our founder’s origin as a good will ambassador from Los Angeles. Not sure I’m the best representative, but still…

In the spirit of Marco Polo, Pizarro and Borat, I hope to demystify what we know as COL and report back to the masses what I have learned.

Accompanying me on this journey, I have been assigned three assistants(image forthcoming).

I can only hope the weather is better than the current company…

As a stranger in a strange land, I know very little of about our destination…is it safe to drink the water? Should I have worn overalls? Who knows…

Historians have made note of a previous party that has successfully completed this journey. But specifics are unclear and when pressed about details regarding their trip, the group falls into a catatonic state and their only response was numerous repetitions of the same word – Smiley. Smiley. Smiley. Smiley. Smiley.

How will our dashing young hero (image forthcoming) fare in his quest? Stay tuned for updates.