CarryOn or Courtney Love?

The following list of New Year's resolutions belong either to a CarryOn employee or rock star/mother/train wreck Courtney Love. Can you guess which one's belong to Ms. Love?

1. get cd out within th enext month - arpil latest.


2. I resolve to give up beets and malted milk balls. I hate them both and am encouraged that this resolution is obtainable in 2007.


3. become a women of limitless selfr esteem
   
4. Start referring to myself in the third person.


5. In 2007 I want to become more financially ‘savvy’ and get myself out of my college debt.
   
6. listen to Linda and relax and let the people who would see me fail walk in peace dont feed myself any vitriol from them


7. dont peek at tabloids and bad websites, as it absouloutly shatters the Law to make that cause agiants yourself.


8. Wear my retainers every night.


9. dont go to nightclubs with 19 year olds.


10. My resolution is to start a 401K and move all my savings into an ING account.


11. STOP SMOKING GO TO HYPNI THERAPY AND JUST DAMM WELL STOP, LIFE IS MYC HOICE AND I WILL DIE FROM SMOKING UNLESS I CHOOSE TO STOP.
    
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