X Marks the Spot

Hey Dudes --

This is Dave, your most xtreme correspondent for all things xtreme.

"Dave," people often say to me, "Tell me what it's like to be so xtreme."

Well, answering a question like this is like being Leonardo Da Vinci and having someone ask you what it's like to invent the helicopter. Or in my case, trying to explain what it feels like to have everclear for blood and jackhammers for muscles. It just doesn't translate to Joe and Jane Sixpack.

After laughing like I think their question is cute, I usually just say, "Listen Dude. You want the real deal, Holyfield? Check the blog. And be sure to read my X Games coverage."

This is where they go after I have this conversation with them.


Here is a sick guy doing a sick jump off of a sick pile of dirt. Considering the fact that this was the X Games and that he was only warming up, I was willing to bet that he would be higher when the event started. Judging from the smell that came out of the locker room later, I was right.








This giant steel X is probably the single most xtreme thing I saw at the games. Well, that or the huge Step Up movie poster outside the Staples Center.











Yes, that guy is upside down.









In between strong arming media up to the ESPN suite, I did some star gazing. This is me getting all paparazzi on that ass. Check out Pink and her biker boyfriend Carey Hart! Sidebar, She was weeping pretty hard in the corner only minutes before. Also, this picture is not out of focus, she was THAT drunk.







Alright dudes, that's all for now. Keep reading the blog, stay off the pipe and don't forget to wipe.

Dave