Carlos' Crazy CarryOn Caption Contest!!!!!
It's that time again...
Our intrepid photo editor Carlos has scoured the CarryOn shared drive to bring you another caption contest. I think we've really outdone ourselves this time. How you may ask? Well, it's pretty ground breaking. In fact, I don't know if your feeble minds can handle the divine nectar we're about to pour down your throats. We were really in a zone when we came up with this week's twist on the boring old caption contest. No, this ain't your grandaddy's average caption contest. No, no, no. This is some new, still in diapers, fresh of the streets kind of s***. This is Wu Tang 36 Chambers kind of mind blowing. It makes "Bringing Sexy Back" look about as fresh as dancing the charleston in a speak easy.
Do you still want Prometheus to give you fire, silly mortals? Okay, fine. Wow, you're really persistant. I don't think you're ready but..... Wait for it...... Wait for it..... This weeks caption contest has not one, but TWO pictures!!! Are your minds blown or WHAT?
If you haven't lost your motor skills in a dizzying, surprise-induced stroke we'd like you to give the caption contest a shot. Who will win this time? Will we have another anonymous victor or will someone claim their prize and bask in the praise/jealousy of their fellow employees? Only time will tell. Only time will tell. Damn.
Our intrepid photo editor Carlos has scoured the CarryOn shared drive to bring you another caption contest. I think we've really outdone ourselves this time. How you may ask? Well, it's pretty ground breaking. In fact, I don't know if your feeble minds can handle the divine nectar we're about to pour down your throats. We were really in a zone when we came up with this week's twist on the boring old caption contest. No, this ain't your grandaddy's average caption contest. No, no, no. This is some new, still in diapers, fresh of the streets kind of s***. This is Wu Tang 36 Chambers kind of mind blowing. It makes "Bringing Sexy Back" look about as fresh as dancing the charleston in a speak easy.
Do you still want Prometheus to give you fire, silly mortals? Okay, fine. Wow, you're really persistant. I don't think you're ready but..... Wait for it...... Wait for it..... This weeks caption contest has not one, but TWO pictures!!! Are your minds blown or WHAT?
If you haven't lost your motor skills in a dizzying, surprise-induced stroke we'd like you to give the caption contest a shot. Who will win this time? Will we have another anonymous victor or will someone claim their prize and bask in the praise/jealousy of their fellow employees? Only time will tell. Only time will tell. Damn.
Picture 1
Picture 2
posted by Dave at 3:28 PM
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A diaglogue between picture 1 and picture 2:
David: "...rectum? I nearly killed-em!"
Laura: [Thinking] I want to kill you! MUST DRINK TO CURB FIERY RAGE IN EYES!
David: "So I says to Mavis, I says..."
Laura's internal dialogue: Do I look like someone that cares? I hate you and your ass face so much right now.
David: "Look into my eyes. You are falling under my spell. You will do everything I say..."
Laura: "I will do everything you say... Right after I down this bottle of Corona..."
David: "Laura, the vampire slayers for sure are gonna get you. Your eyes are a dead give away..."
Laura: "Really?!! Let me grab this bottle of beer. Maybe they'll think I'm just drunk."
Photo 1: "Can you honestly believe that I got rejected by the 2 girls sitting behind me? I only asked them if they were coming to my pants party."
Photo 2: Ever since the incident with Judith's paper cutter, Laura gets mad when people laugh at the way she holds her beer now.
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Dave: "Of course Cecilia has the hots for me. Just look at her gazing at me."
Laura: "This is Mommie's cough medicine. Now go and leave her alone!"
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