"The proliferation of juvenile, untrained bloggers claiming journlistic right angers me and rocks the very foundation of the integrity of the media landscape."
Translation: Bloggers are not real journalists
"The climactic coastal transition occuring in the sixth cycle of the lunar calendar impedes my ability to sustain harmony and happiness in my daily existence"
Translation: June gloom is depressing
"The cataclysmic dependency of Angelenos on their iron horses as a singluar means of transportation has clearly created the congested socienty in which we inhabit"
Translation: I hate LA traffic